Duck Jury

No – you buy your own $625,600 duck. Poor duck. You know, buy up 100: your own duck jury.

Good work, duck. Now you know. Do go.

Sources:
The Seattle Times, 2 April 2014.
Sanjay Bhatt, “Slide erased their homes, but maybe not their loans”.
Ben Nuckols, “Scandal-weary voters boot DC mayor from office”.